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The female version of the friendzone. This phrase is used to indicate a female who is viewed as a platonic, non-sexual entity to a male or group of male friends. The moment a female is referred to as "one of the guys", she becomes aware that if she has any romantic feelings towards any of the males in the group (or, specifically, the male who referred to her in that way)--it is a moot point. Her male friends will come to her to talk about their bad relationships or advice on what gifts to get their girlfriends. If she does get a boyfriend outside of the group, they may find it very difficult to accept her any longer--as there is now competition for her time--and it may bring about the abrupt realization that she is, in fact, a "girl".
Anna: Oh, hey guys. You all got dates for the party?
Alfred: Yep.
Arthur: Nope.
Anna: Oh, well, we could go together, Arthur.
Arthur: Haha, no! You're like 'one of the guys', Anna. It would be like going with Alfred.
Alfred: You wish.
Anna:.....ah. I see.
Elizabetha: Hey, Anna--did you ask Arthur about the party?
Anna: Yeah. He told me I was "one of the guys".
Elizabetha:....oh. Sorry, Anna.
Anna: I don't get it--am I ugly?
Elizabetha: No, no--they just look at you like a sister. Completely platonic.
Anna: I thought guys didn't do that.
Elizabetha: Well, the media says they don't---but they're actually just as human as us.
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When you Hang out with a bunch of boys for a long time and in their eyes your like not a girl ur like their friend and they will never think that you are datable, and never be like 'wow shes hawt!' also be careful a lot of guyz saii this...
eww what u want me to date you?! your like a dude, dude!
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A girl guys are comfortable around and the girl is comfortable around guys
Rita: Oh Jesse is Just one of the guys, she would never shop at Hollister.
George: She is so awesome though!
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This is said in reference to one who masturbates with bubble gum...
Oh, so he's one of those guys.... you know the type they masturbate with bubble gum
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When a girl tries so desperately hard to impress a guy(s), she engorges her self in all of their specific interests, making sure that she knows everything about everything so that she has a solid conversation piece to use around them. Thus becoming "just one of the guys," and losing any chance of ever dating one of them. Usually resulting in excessive weight gain, pony tails, and gollum bangs.
"Hey, um, I was thinking maybe you and I could go play Fallout 3 at my house some time this week, and possibly go to dinner or something afterwards...? <3333"
"Well, that sounds like fun.. But I just want to be clear.. I think we're better as friends.. I've known you so long- I actually think of you more so as just one of the guys."
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A sadly, no longer existent third wave ska band. They were super-de-duper amazing~!
Some of the members are now in Streetlight Manifesto with former members of Catch 22's glory days. Streetlight Manifesto is also super-de-duper amazing~!
I only get to hear a few OCG songs because their CD's are out of print and out of stock =(
Listen to the song "Skank Away"
It's incredible.
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A guy who always has to one-up everything anyone says or does. If you say you ran a 5 minute mile, he ran a 4 minute mile. If you say you went swimming this weekend, he'll tell you he's a certified lifeguard and swims every weekend. If you say you made coffee this morning, one-up guy will tell you that he grew, harvested, roasted, ground, and brewed his coffee. Usually the one-up explanations are long-winded, boring, and self-serving. Most of the one-up explanations are probably lies.
"I was telling him about my ski trip to Taos. One-up guy over there spent 20 minutes talking about how he used to be a ski instructor in Taos. I hate one-up guy."
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