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Online Banking

A form of entertainment where you may sit in front of your technological item and bank (see bank)

Wow, I did the best ONLINE BANKING the other day.

Dude, me and Gibbs were sitting in front of my computer and we started ONLINE BANKING so hard.

by year8nsbs August 30, 2011

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Online Banking

(v.) Taking a dump. Derives from the state of having nothing better to do while on the pot but manage personal finances via the smartphone.

That spicy chicken curry really messed me up. I foresee doing some online banking in my immediate future.

Yeah, I've been meaning to diversify my portfolio by contributing more into my company's 401... Wait, what?

by lmfaoomg July 6, 2011

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Online Banking Shock

The result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.

The result of a Splurge.

Friend 1: Hey how was the bar last night?

Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.

Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.

by TMBTenor December 29, 2011

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Online Banking

Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.

β€œHe’s not asleep, he’s online banking”

β€œDon’t come in I’m online banking”

by LucaSmells August 12, 2024