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past present

A present that you got last year. A gift that you keep getting over and over again.

That is a past present. Not another past present, can't you think of something new?

by lankylegs November 14, 2013


past present tense

The proper form of a verb that is both in the past and present.
Though largely unknown, this tense is good english, as recognized
by the ISO (International Standards Organization)

1. The morbidly obese man "plupped" onto the couch, seductively "slupping" from his Big Gulp cup.

2. The adolescent boy metaphorically "jerzzed" at the thought of the next Star Wars film.

All completely legal usage of past present tense.

by evilbetty June 12, 2013

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The Past Is Present

The best hardcore metal band on Staten Island!

I went to see The Past Is Present and they kicked ass!

by Double V October 23, 2006

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Hottest person in the world past, present, and future

Justin Watt

I just had a date with the hottest person in the world past, present, and future.

Who? Justin Watt?

by Luckiestgirlever February 1, 2022


present past

Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.

Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?

by kristoff77777 November 9, 2014


forget the past, walk the present, create future

it is a phrase created by CsL in conjunction with new year eve to remind people around to leave what is deemed past and create your own desired future path.

don't be sad, as what past is deemed to be past. So, "forget the past, walk the present, create future".

by bryancsl December 30, 2011

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