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The inside of a penis on the outside.
What the fuck is wrong with your dick?
Oh, I was born with a pink dragon
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Hah! His dook looked like a pink dragon!
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Hey bro, did you get laid last night?
Yea, Stacey was all over my pink dragon!
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When you have sex with your girlfriend and she is on her period and you cum inside her and on your dick you will see pink cum because red+white is pink
John: I was In art class, and we were learning colors and I thought why not fuck a girl on her period but then again I was thinking about red and white to make pink and I thought HEYY PINK DRAGON
Maria: You nasty son of a bitch...
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When your girl is on her period, pull out when you’re about to cum and nut in her ass, then mix it with pepto bismol and let ‘er rip
Guy: Hey wanna do this Afghan Pink Dragon Thing?
Girl: I’m pregnant
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Having sex with a woman who hasn't had sex for a long time, usually by a male but not exclusively. Not related to losing one's virginity; related to satisfying a large appetite that has built up for sex in a previously sexually active woman. Not female masturbation.
Steve is such a player, he tried to get with me cause he knows I havent had it for a year. But I don't need him to slay the pink dragon...I'd have asked him before if that's what I wanted!
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To take Pepto Bismol.
When you eat taco bell and take Pepto Bismol to avoid the inevitable diarrhea, only to be cursed with unbelievable constipation.
"I ate a large Pizza Hut pizza before bed and now I'm riding the pink dragon"
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