police horse

a new twist on an old joke

vandal: why did the chicken cross the road?
locky: why?
vandal: police horse
locky: i dont get it

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crashing police horses

1. (v) A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each others clitoris to orgasm.

2. (v) when a male or female has two penises inserted any combo of his/her mouth, anus, or vagina, but is most commonly done in the anus and vagina

1. Dude did you see those two chicks crashing police horses in the bathroom?

2. Last night me and my buddy crashed police horses with the girl from my biology class. It was incredible and uncomfortable all at the same time.

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police horse fart

A fart so strong that it would be more effective at clearing an unruly mob than a police horse.

"Jeremy dropped a police horse fart and the pub was emptied within seconds"

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