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poptart

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

by Sam Kimport October 27, 2003

800๐Ÿ‘ 231๐Ÿ‘Ž


poptart

the single item of food that got me through college

ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die

by heightofhysteria October 17, 2003

383๐Ÿ‘ 126๐Ÿ‘Ž


poptart

hard on the surface, but soft in the middle. a person who wants others to perceive them as hardcore, but in reality, this person is really a little bitch.

you a poptart. i eat you for breakfast.

by wreckage February 10, 2003

168๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


poptart

The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.

Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?

by NicoleKaylynn May 14, 2008

81๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


poptart

1. A tasty, flat, rectangular toaster pastry sold in US, Canada, and UK.

2. A singer or entertainer who is long on image/or media hype and short on actual talent. Portmanteau of pop and tart. Often but not always directed at females.

Child: Can we buy some Pop-Tarts?!!?
Parent: No. They're too sugary.

Child: I want the new Britney Spears album!
Parent: You don't need to listen to that poptart. She's a bad influence.

by bigempty August 18, 2007

49๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


poptart


pop one of those bad boys in the toaster or microwave..and BAM you got yourself a snack

poptarts come in chocolate, s'mores, strawberry, apple, blueberry, sprinkles on top etc...

too many to name.

by _bang October 30, 2005

109๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


poptart

Fake ass Gangsta aka Wanksta. Looks hardcore from the outside but really a panocha inside. a sheep in wolves clothing.

you a poptart sweetheart you soft in the middle

by Speedy & Veterano August 18, 2004

46๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž