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Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.
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When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.
(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)
You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."
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Accidentally exiting the elevator on the wrong floor.
Woops! I need the fifth floor! I almost suffered a premature evacuation!
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1. leaving the bus or train accidentally before your stop
Oh crap, this is maple street, that was a total premature evacuation.
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1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.
We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.
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Having to get off the toilet faster than desired because one of your young children has to use the potty.
I was a victim of premature evacuation because Timmy needed to use the potty.
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Leaving any social situation with the quickness, without notifyng anyone involved
When Ray-J went to E-rocks house to hang and get some grub on, once she saw what he was cookin she rolled right back out the door without sayin a word. She pulled a premature evacuation.
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