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Slang term for marijuana, in reference to a quote from Jafar, the sultan's royal vasier in the Walt Disney animated feature Aladdin.
"I haven't toked in at least a week. Care to join me in some reward?"
"You shall have your reward! Your eternal reward." ~ Jafar
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Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the news
The king sits on his face buttons all askew
All wrapped up the same (same)
All wrapped up the same (same)
They can't have it
You can't have it
I can't have it too
Until I learn to accept my reward
Princes stand in queues they stand accused
Death in solitude like Howard Hughes
All wrapped up the same (same)
All wrapped up the same (same)
Silence has it
Arrogance has it
I can have it ooh
Until I learn to accept my reward
Suddenly it struck me very clear
Suddenly it struck me very clean
All wrapped up the same
All wrapped up the same
You can't have it
I can't have it too
Until I learn to accept my reward
Until I learn to accept my reward
Until I learn to accept my reward
Until I learn to accept my reward
Until I learn to accept my
I learn to accept my
I learn to accept my reward!
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Name of the song that made deadmau5 (electronic music producer) famous. An excellent song with a NASTY dirty hook that just makes you want to dance your face off.
'The Reward is Cheese' is my fave deadmau5 song dude!
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When you tell everyone about a thing you are planning to do or haven't finished, then receive dopamine from their complements, and end up not doing it.
Bill: I am gonna start going to the gym
Everyone: Wow, good job proud of you
Bill: * Doesn't go after all *
Bill's Friend: Take care of your reward syndrome
The process of taking your empty beer cans to a recycling center for petty cash in order to buy more beer.
I'm so broke right now that I had to start saving my beer cans so I could take advantage of my beerback rewards.
when someone receives a significant sum of money for work done or product sold
He was rewarded handsomely for all his hard work in the business
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a credit-card sized piece of plastic that is inherently worthless. almost all companies in existence have these rewards cards. they are designed to build customer loyalty, but actually only build customer frustration.
employee: "do you have your rewards card?"
customer: "i don't have a rewards card."
employee: "let's get you signed up!"
customer: "what will it get me?"
employee: "it's a great program."
customer: "but what will it get me?"
employee: "um... it's a great program..."
customer: "i know, you said that. what will the rewards card get me?"
employee: "nothing, really, but my boss makes me ask..."
customer: "..."
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