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Road Warrior

This is a self-described term used by corporate lackeys that spends a lot of time on the road (via automobiles), living in motels and eating in restaurants and diners. Many use this term to glamorize, romanticize and/or rationalize their lonely profession, sometimes to impress lot lizards and other prostitutes that frequent the world of the itinerant traveler.

So that dweeb with a laptop fancies himself a road warrior, eh? Well, a biker gang is just pulling into this truck stop. Watch him skedaddle!

by Poppy McFoppy August 17, 2010

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Road Warrior

Junk Punks and motor cycle riders who frequently travel, mostly on rat bikes, trying to "live on the edge" much like the original Road Warrior: Mad Max.(although Mad Max drove a Ford Falcon XB)

It's believed they'll do anything to get that next gallon of gasoline, from simple odd jobs, to theft, to outright murder.

They're also believed to settle disputes by riding side by side and beating each other until one Warrior has fallen, possibly being killed in the process, but definitely destroying the bike.

He's a real Road Warrior, man, I watched him fight a guy on his bike; he killed him, then went back for his gasoline.

by Zro the Desert Baron May 6, 2007

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Road Warrior

A Massive Queef or Vaginal Fart That Makes Extremely Loud and Violent Comments. The "Road Warrior" Is Viewed By Many As The Queen of All Queefs. The Road Warrior Is Not To Be Taken Lightly And Is Absolutly Not A Joke!

I Was Sitting On The Subway The Other Day When This Women Let Out An Intense "Road Warrior". I Don't Think I Have Ever Been So Disguisted Or Afraid In My Life. The "Road Warrior" Is No Joke! I Found Out The Hard Way.

by Charley Mooshbag April 4, 2009

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Road Warrior

The "road warrior" is the technical term for the combination of recieving a blowjob while driving in very tight circles while spinning the tires. Common usage definition is getting roadhead while doing donuts. This act is highly distracting and illegal, typically ending in a spectacular combination of pleasure, smoke, and shredded tires.

That girl can do such a good road warrior you'll never smell burning rubber the same again!

by 0074 April 16, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


Road Warrior

The act or art of masterbaiting while opperating a moving automobile

A Highway Reststop is a Great Place for a Road Warrior to clean up after a hard nights battle

by JedTones December 16, 2010

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Road Warrior

A Sexual Maneuvre used in the missionary position. The male takes the woman around the thigh's and rev's them up like a motorcycle. He then proceeds to making engine noises.

"I'm feeling dangerous"
"We Could do a Road Warrior"
"What's that?"
"... brrrrrrrm"

by Mitchy C July 20, 2009

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road warrior

A travelling business person who spends much of his time on the road, driving between meetings or presentations. The name is taken from "The Road Warrior", the US title of the Australian action film "Mad Max 2".

Sahda's a serious road warrior. She's clocked 12,000 on her car just driving to give presentations.

by Unidyne December 14, 2003

79๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž