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The most deadly of deadly kicks only when performed by Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
2. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg...At the same time.
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a technique used by karate experts like Chuck Norris, Stephen Segal and Barry Gleeson to knock out anything that has a heartbeat
.....see that bouncer over there, I know if I had to I could go over there and roundhouse kick to the face!
do you want a roundhouse kick to the face
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A list of horrible/aggravating small children whom you wish to roundhouse kick out of your life.
Child: "GEESEGEESEGEESEGEESE"
You: "Ugh, we've gotta add her to the Roundhouse Kick List."
its where you swing your leg around the whole house (or building) and kick whoevers getting on your nerves in the throat.
or it can just be used as a threat.
R:
"T-pain if you don't stop using auto-tune you gone get roundhouse kick in the throat"
T-pain: Ooh i cant beliieve it he, he, he, want to kick me, kick me na, na you cannot kick me, Nawww!
R: i thought i told you to stop using auto-tune!?
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1.The deadliest weapon in the world. 2. Chuck Norris' finishing move that can not only destroy his opponent(s) but also the fabric of space and time.
The Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is why the dinosaurs went extinct.
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A fight where 2 naked hill Billy's (typically from mississippi) fight eachother naked with shit smeared on there bodies on a trampoline
"Hey Bobby my uncle Eugene is having a hill billy roundhouse kick later on spooner street"
When you're fucking a chick and she tells you she has an std, you pull out quickly out roundhouse her in the pussy
Dude, i was fucking this chick last night and she told me she had herpes, I roundhouse pussy kicked the shit out of her
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