Single

Me

"I'm single and I'm proud!" (Goes to quietly cry)

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Single

You.

You are single.

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Single

Independently Owed and Operated.

Bob asks "Are you single?"
Mary replies "No! I am Independently Owned and Operated!"

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Single

The state of not being another person's bitch anymore. Feeling free to hit on other bitches and doing whatever you please.

"You're single now?"
"Yeah, bro. I don't have to be her bitch anymore! Time to scope out some new chicks and have some fun!"

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Single

That’s me ..

Single …

Pretty much happily …

Year and half now …

But that’s the thing …

Somebody new?

At this point in life can only do perfect (as in for each other)

She knows who she is :p

Hopefully, free n single and ready mingle too

Providing she didn’t run the country mile

Single … x2 pls

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Single

A wretched state to be in when you're in love with someone who is in love with someone else / pretends that you don't exist.

I'm single, and he's in a relationship. Woe is I!

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Single

The best thing in a relationship. There might be little disadvantages with being single but there are MANY advantages being single. See below.

Some advantages:

-You can go WHEREVER THE HELL you want to go
-One word: Independence
-You can have a crush on anyone
-No relationship fights and stuff
-I think there are more...

Some people say being in a relationship is the happiest thing for a person, but being single is just as equal to that.

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