Smoke off

Smoke off (n.):
A smoke off is a true test of manhood, an activity to seperate men from boys. Consider it the "March Madness" of getting high. A smoke off is called simply by saying "Smo smo smoke off", or if everyone is already baked out of their minds you may use "Mo mo moke off" (see moke off). Those who reply by again saying "Smo smo smoke off" will surely be put to the cannabis challenge as bowl after bowl after bowl is packed and smoked. The last man standing has truly earned the right to be called a gentleman, a scholar, and a stoner.

Stoner 1: "Smo smo smoke off pussies, I'm not even high"
Stoners 2-7: "Smo smo smoke off"

An hour or so later

Dead silence as surely everyone has given into the true power of pot and has passed out where they sat during the smoke off.

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to smoke off/ to be smoked off

Blow Job To have ones cock sucked as if it were a cigarette.

Damn that bitch just mother fuckin' smoked me off! That was alright!

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Smoke Me Off

An insult similar to suck me off but with decorative variation and added humour that makes it sound better.

P1: mate you couldn't score in a brothel
P2: shutup you gay
P1: smoke me off

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smoke your face off

The term used for smoking so much dank your face is numb / feels completely gone

God damn steve i think you fucking smoke your face off; i feel very facesmokedoffish at the moment; Smoke your face off

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Smoke it off

Everyone goes through bullshit daily, best thing to do is roll up a fat J/Grab a fat Slob and smoke it off.
a way to forget the bullshit.

Steve: hey bro im having a bad day today, i dont have smoke
John: dont trip i have some dabss, lets smoke it off

smoking off

Smoking a joint to get really high (420 blaze it) and then immediately jacking off to completion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you smoking off late?
Guy 2: Yeah bro, after I do my homework though.