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Smooth Criminal

Something you just got hit by.

You've been hit byโ€”
You've been hit byโ€”
A Smooth Criminal

by Biggest Boye May 10, 2018

172๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smooth Criminal

A person who decides to commit a crime and then moonwalk away from the scene.

"Did you hear about the bank robbery last night?"

"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."

*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"

by Kkderpz2 December 23, 2020

27๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smooth Criminal

1) The seventh track on Michael Jackon's Bad album. A "fantasy" song that is, what Thriller is to Thriller, to Bad. Thriller took you to zombie land. Smooth Criminal reminds you Sunday was a black day and has you wondering whether Annie is okay now.

2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson is a smooth criminal in his music video. In reality, he's "smooth but not criminal".

by rolling_star October 23, 2010

194๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smooth Criminal

Moonwalking after you commit your felony.

Did you see that guy take that lady's purse?! He pumped some MJ on his escape, smooth criminal.

by Pseudoman(likesodomy) December 3, 2011

95๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smooth Criminal

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.

Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy

by haggybiatch October 9, 2016

130๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smooth Criminal

You just got hit by

You've been hit by___
You've been struck by___
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

by munsworldddddddd January 5, 2022


Smooth Criminal

To nonchalantly avoid an argument whether or not it is already occurring by making direct eye contact and leaving the room or area, with a calm stride.

Carol: So I was yelling at Ryan for talking to this girl and that rat bastard pulled a Smooth Criminal!

Shaniqua: Oh no he didn't!!

Carol: Yeah! He looked at me, then he walked right out.

by The Guy With The Pants January 18, 2011

44๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž