stairs

Wheelchair kryptonite.

Person: "Hey, let's go down these stairs."
Wheelchair Person: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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stairs

The thing he told you about and it hurts

guy: i cant wait to play all these games
also guy: oh crap I'm falling down these friggin stairs
guy 2: I WARNED YOU I TOLD YOU DOG
also also guy: it keeps happening!!111
also also also guy: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
also guy 2: I TOLD YOU MAN! I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!

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Stairs

Cannot trust, they are always up to something

Let's go up the stairs

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Stairs

When you fall down the stairs

I fell down the stairs

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Stairs

A set of steps ascending or descending to any certain floor or level. Stairs can be troublesome and cause injuries, so it is important to be warned about any stairs in the premises.

Employee 1: "Have you heard? A co-worker fell down the flight of stairs on floor 4!"
Employee 2: "I know! I wish someone warned him, then he would not have injured himself!"

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THE STAIRS

The stairs are a worldwide event that happens every 69 years when this event happens are stairs in the world become infinite even if you are on the stairs at the time the stairs will become infinite

Oh no THE STAIRS happend and I'm stuck on the stairs

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Stairs

Term given to individuals who fail in some sort of task, whereby the failed person would theoretically have to leave the room (to go 'upstairs').

Usually used in instances involving fun festivities underway in the front room, such as PS3, XBox or other metal box of giggles, where fail victim must leave the presence of the untainted, for he is not worthy.

A recent phenomena, 'stairs' has often been linked with the older, more-established phrase 'Taxi for ____'

Can't believe I beat him with just 1 star Grimsby!

Stairs for Lee.

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