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straight man

burning homosexual

average person: *is straight man*

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

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straight man

tha man that is not a gay.

he's not a gay but a straight man.

by swordwind September 6, 2007

44๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


gay straight man

See metrosexual(which is often misspelled as meterosexual).

Carrie: The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual males spawned in Manhattan as a result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theater, and antique furniture.

Samantha: Well, hopefully he's a gay straight man, which means he's straight, with a lot of great gay qualities.

--Definition taken from "Sex and the City" episode "Oh Come, All Ye Faithful" (1998)

Charolette: I am so confused, is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie: Well it's not that simple anymore, the real question is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man?

by GodsJesus January 11, 2006

69๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


brave straight man

A heterosexual male who is secure enough in his sexuality that he enjoys wearing somewhat flamboyant clothes and in good taste and is either not afraid of being called gay or doesn't care.

Wow, Stephanies boyfriend was wearing a pink shirt that had a embroidered flowers on it. Now thats a brave straight man.

by yeah...real men wear pink March 18, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


straight man's remorse

Feelings of shame, embarrassment, confusion (about feelings and/or sexual orientation), or just plain freaking out by a straight man after having been too emotionally close, physically close, or sexual with another man, who may be straight, bisexual, or gay. Based on the concept of buyer's remorse.

Jim and John were both drunk, horny, and lonely last night and fooled around with each other. Today John has a serious case of straight man's remorse.

Doug and Bill were really drunk last night, and Doug was spilling his guts about his girlfriend, and how much he hates his father, and other stuff. Doug was crying and Bill ended up hugging him for a while. Now Doug has straight man's remorse.

by swede82 February 26, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Straight Man Complex

Someone who thinks there incredibly clever and straight to the point with come backs but is actually really annoying when they do it

John Smith had a straight man complex and was always pissing people off

by Mrs Beakons December 14, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Straight White Man

1. The average white male that is usually normal
2. The thing that everybody blames for every little thing that happens

Straight White Men aren't bad in general only some of them are, but not all.

Twitter and Buzzfeed: Straight White Men suck!1
Tumblr: I like certain Straight White Man and others that do bad things!1!
YouTube: everyone either sucks or is good I don't know.

by Zach the internet guy December 13, 2022