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when a girl straddles your face and you commence to eat her out when she surprises you with a little squirt of menstrual fluid. You try to get her off of you but she's just too involved in riding your dome-piece that you are forced to lick the strawberry jelly off her brisket.
Jim: "Hey Mike; toast for breakfast?"
Mike: "No appetite, I got enough strawberry jelly last night."
Martin: "Eww"
Vince: "Yum"
Jay: "Let's find some bitches on the rag"
Ankeet: "I prefer a fine nutella spread"
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The act of penetrating a menstruating girl in the pussy, getting blood on your dick, and then letting her blow you.
Them (to her): "HEY! You've got something on your face"
You: "Yea, I just gave her a reverse strawberry jelly-filled doughnut and you guys came over before we got a chance to clean up!"
Everyone: "I LOVE CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE TWOOOOOOOO!!!!"
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