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Something I want hot babes to do to me
Me: suck my dick
Hot babes: blowblowblowblowblow
Hot babes like sucking my dick
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you dont care about that person or what they have to say
ex 1
Teacher- hey Ryan stop talking in class
Ryan- suck my dick
ex 2
Princple comes on the intercome
Principle starting tomorrow there will be no more pateo time for the rest of the year
Student- Mrs Jackson can suck my dick she is making me mad.
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It informs people you have an erection, and wish for your penis to be sucked.
Hello young lady, would you be as so kind as to SUCK MY DICK?
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okay so as a female i say suck my dick frequently and lots of people reply with "u dont have one." suck my dick is actually an expression meaning a more polite version of 'go fuck urself no one cares.'
Susan - Woah Kelly ur such a thot
Kelly - go suck my dick Susan!
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What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.
Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!
A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.
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A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.
Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."
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