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Tail Wagging

1. When you create events to happen to suit your agenda.
2. Manipulating the universe around you in such a way that you get what you want and no one knows you set it up.
3. Planned luck.
4. creating a 0% risk event for yourself or others.

The politician was caught Tail Wagging.

by Slyke The Phoxenix September 21, 2007

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Tail Wagging

1. When you create events to happen to suit your agenda.
2. Manipulating the universe around you in such a way that you get what you want and no one knows you set it up.
3. Planned luck.
4. creating a 0% risk event for yourself or others.
The politician was caught Tail Wagging.

The politician was caught Tail Wagging.

by Slyke The Phoxenix October 4, 2007

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Tail wagging

When a man puts on a strap on dildo backwards like a tail, and fucks a girl with it.

Mikey brought puppy chow to the tail wagging party.

by Clayachin September 5, 2015

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the tail wagging the dog

This means that the least important part of a situation has too much influence over the most important part.

Bob:Honey, let's buy new purple carpet to match the purple lamp shade.
Wife:This sounds like the tail wagging the dog.

by Mojo maniac August 16, 2008

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Tail wagging the dog

When a person allows their decisions to be dominated by someone who is clearly unfit for the role, rather than being responsible and taking control of the situation.

When parents let their children make the rules, instead of the other way around, is a prime example of the tail wagging the dog.

by |SaltyJack| December 14, 2016

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Andy (tail wags)

Andy (tail wags) is what Andy the dog does daily because he is a dog

Andy (tail wags) “woof woof

by Andy the Dog August 10, 2020


There is no point in having a tail and wagging it

If you are in charge of a group of people there is no point in doing the work yourself, instead of making your workers do it for you.

The supervisor Phil was shoveling sawdust while his workers were watching. Marcus yelled out 'there is no point in having a tail and wagging it'. Phil put the shovel down and made the workers do the shoveling.

by Sensei Phil October 28, 2020

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