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When two women stand on a bed side by side...naked. Then a man...a naked man...continuously launches himself from a trampoline and tries to stab them with his engorged penis at some orifice above their necks. Then, after knocking them over, he ejaculates on them shouting, "Jihad on you all! Jihad on you all!"
"I never really supported the war in Iraq, but after receiving The 911, I fully support our troops. Way to go, guys!"
"The 911 made me a republican!"
"4 stars raves George Segal"
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A sex positions in which the man has to ram 2 tall New York women and make them both collapse in 5 minutes
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Good Lord. Lets finalize this shit.
911 - Sports car
9-1-1 - Emergency Number
September 11 - the day terrorists attacked America.
Lets not trivialize the sacrifice our Public Servants paid that day by saying "nine-eleven" "nine one one".
my $.02
none needed
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1.) The emergency number in the US.
2.) A sports car, the Porsche 911.
3.) Common miswritten name for the September 11, 2001 Terrorist Attacks, also known as 9/11 or 9-11.
4.) A British Overseas Airways flight that crashed in 1966
"He broke his neck; call 911!"
"Dude, did you see that guys 911?"
"Jon, it's 9/11, not 911. For that reason you get a B on your paper"
"Did you know that there was a plane with the number 911 that crashed back in the 60's?"
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A fake holiday...worse than the rainbow community cause they're dead...I would make another joke but I'd crash and burn
Hey Matt 911 is a fake holiday.
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Normally one of the following:
1. Something cowards call when they can't handle someone themselves and are easily offended.
2.A life saver
1. A 350 pound guy, his friend and girlfriend couldn't beat up James when he told them what they needed to hear so they dialed 911 and cops arrested him.
2. My brother dialed 911 when I was choking on food and I was rushed to the Hospital and released the next day.
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1. Porsche model with 11 variations in it's 2005 model year.
2. Date of the worst terrorist attack on American soil.
3. Emergency-response telephone number.
1. For 2005, Porsche offers the 911 Carrera, 911 Carrera Cabriolet, 911 Targa, 911 Carrera 4 Cabriolet, 911 Carrera 4S, 911 Carrera 4S Cabriolet, 911 Turbo, 911 Turbo Cabriolet, 911 GT2, 911 GT3, and the 911 Carrera 40th Anniversary.
2. 9/11 was the day terrorists brought down the World Trade Center and damaged the Pentagon, and crashed a plane in Pennsylvania.
3. In the event of an emergency, do not hesitate to call 911.
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