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Joe: dude lets watch the holy bible
Deez: DOOOD I LOVE SHREK 3
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awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.
"Dude, the Holy Bible is awesome"
"I agree. It rox shiz"
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The all time best selling fiction novel, a cult classic of literature
The Holy Bible has a really committed fan base, I heard thereβs a lot of conflict over whether the sequel is canon.
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Mike: Hey, did you read The Holy Bible?
Joe: ζε«δΉοΌζζ³ζ»
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The all-time bestseller the devil hates seeing someone reading it, or the one book leaders from certain faiths would forbid their followers from owning a copy, because its contents have the power to set them free from spiritual blindness and bondage, and to change their lives for the better forever.
Itβs not surprising that those caught carrying, much less reading, the Holy Bible in public places, in some parts of the world, could be fined or/and jailed, because religious and political leaders are afraid that the truth revealed in it would undermine their position and authority in leading people to avoid heading to the wrong side of eternity.
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A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.
A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.
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The sacred writings of the Christian religions; "he went to carry the Word to the heathen". God's book.
Andy: Dude I'm so depressed. I've lost everything I ever loved
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true
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