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When a couple sets up in 69-form, the lady sets her asshole on his nose, urinates in his mouth, and uses the force of her flatulence to send air bubbles through his nasal passage and cause the urine in his mouth to bubble, a la jacuzzi
Your mom said she wanted to go hot tubbing last night. I said "Nah, lets hit the jacuzzi instead."
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The grown up's kiddie pool with whirling water.
Hey, let's play in the jacuzzi.
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Two person Bath tub with built in Sex toys that shoot out warm water at high speeds.
Kelly and I Tagged up the Jacuzzi on Wed afternoon
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When you are peeing in your wetsuit and you fart at the same time.
It's quite soothing; warm and bubbly just like a jacuzzi!
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When you're having an amazing time but it's also very mellow. (Synonym: Chill)
"hey man, how do you feel after hitting that blunt?"
"Jacuzzi."
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A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.
Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.
Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)
It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!
My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.