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The queen is basically some woman who rules the country and gets paid shit loads of money for sitting on her arse waving at people. She uses words like "One" and "Money" alot.
The Queen - "Oh servant, one needs to take a royal shit!"
Servant - "I'll carry you to the toilet and wipe ones royal arse for you your majesty"
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a lovely woman who basically runs britain. americans love her and seem to think every british person knows her anyway in your faces americans we get a monarchy and queen elizabeth II and what do you have? trump!?
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A dear old lady in a big hat. Despite there being a large number of female monarchs, 'The Queen' is most familiar to most of us as 'Her Majesty by the Grace of God of Australia, her other Realms and Territories, Queen, Head of the Commonwealth etc.' She is also Queen of Canada, New Zealand and Great Britain.
"We did but see her passing by, and I couldn't see her at all due to her big hat!"
"God Save The Queen!"
"Oh my God! Look, it's The Queen!"
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Succeeding George VI, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II rules over the United Kingdom of Great Britan and Northern Ireland and the Commonwealth ( 1952 - Present ).
God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen.
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The ruler of the UK, Australia and Canada, sometimes called an "old hag" by people who do not give a shit about British tradition, has a group of people who are fiercely loyal to her called the Monarchists (Loyalists) and are ready to curse and insult at anyone who insults her.
loyalists 1: A guy on youtube was insulting her majesty the queen
loyalist 2: May the lord help them, what did you do?
loyalists 1: I defended her majesty with al my might
loyalists 2: did you insult the person
loyalists 1: yeah
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a lady who 'rules England' because of her great great great grandma + so on.
sex pistols got what she was like in one- listen to God Save The queen.
"God Save The queen- she aint no human being.
Cos tourists are money!" Sang by Sex Pistols, describes her perfectly!
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German usurper who is the English Head of State. Traditionally we used to cut the heads off these people once they got to a certain age but nowadays they just run and run. The Queen was born into royalty and ascended the throne doubtless believing the English God had divinely appointed her. Well she's wrong. Abdicate now or I'll damn well grab my pitchfork and lead the country's sack-clothed peasants in open revolt through you gold crested gates, you parasitic old boot.
The Queen: What are all those grotty little men remonstrating about at the palace gates?
Page: They've come for your head, m'ame.
Queen: Let them eat cake, der swinehunt!
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