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If
The
Men
Find
Out
We
Can
Shapeshift
They’re
Going
To
Tell
The
Church
“IF THE MEN FIND OUT WE CAN SHAPESHIFT THEY’RE GOING TO TELL THE CHURCH!!”
one word expression to show approval of a situation.
word must be used by itself though, similar to "good", "cool.", "perfect", "awesome." and "sweet." and can not be used in the middle of a sentence
signals the end of the conversation. once the word is used properly, the conversation will almost always end/change topics. if it does not, then chances are you are not using the word properly.
Wrong way:
Person A: Did you see the game last night?!
Person B: Yea! Lebron was so church man.
Person A: What did you just say?
Correct way:
(someone knocks on your hotel room door at 4:02 am and wakes you from a drunken coma. looking through your peephole, you see a man, similar in appearance to a Beatles cover artist straight out of 1967, who is more intoxicated and roughed up than you have ever been. You open the door to find him holding a $5 bill looking at you)
Hotel occupant: Uhh, whats up man?
Intoxicated Man: Do you have a lighter? Ill give you $5.
Hotel Occupant: (reaches for $0.50 bic) Deal.
(Drunken man shakes it and listens for fluid, then lights it.)
Intoxicated Man: "Church."
(To his satisfaction, he gives a drunken thumbs up as he begins to walk away.)
end of conversation. never saw the man again.
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Strongly Agree, as if it were law.
Player 1: "Look at the junk in her trunk, I'd tap that ass"
Player 2: "Church!"
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1. a place of worship.
2. slang term used to describe a house of ill repute or a titty bar when speaking in the presence of women.
3. used to express agreement, to replace amen!
4. slang for good bye, similar to peace.
1. I go to church every Sunday.
2. I go to church every Wednesday on my lunch hour.
3. I hear that, Church!
4. Well, I'm out, Church!
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A clear warning sign that you are in a sketchy neighborhood or very near one.
"Hey, I think I see a Church's Chicken up at that corner. Better turn around."
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Another word for prison
The other day I got sentenced to every Sunday at church until I move out of my parents house
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