the floppies

impotence; erectile dysfunction

Got a really bad case of the floppies last night. :(

floppies

A derogatory term for an insurgent fighter who trended to be black. Originated with Rhodesian military personnel in Rhodesia (currently Zimbabwe) during the Rhodesian Bush War. The term arises from how insurgents would flop down dead when shot.

"Let's slot floppies!"
Translation: Let's go kill insurgents!

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Floppy

Adjective that is reffered to an object that you can move around in every angle without it breaking.

A chain, for example, is very floppy

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floppy

When one cannot get hard when a girl is trying to give said man a blowjob.

When Taylor got on her knees, she noticed Ben was still floppy.

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the floppy

an indoor practice golf ball

Practicing with the floppy helps your short game

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floppy

A type of computer disk, often 3.5''.

"I have a floppy in my pocket."
"Whatid you say?"
"I mean a floppy disk you linear-minded fuck."

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Floppy

LITERALLY THE BEST SMELLING TEDDY EVER OMG but likes to play hide and seek ! And You can’t go to sleep without her !

Oh no I have lost floppy tonight, I guess I won’t be sleeping

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