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The Highlander

When you're fucking someone in a field and just as they get off you throw them onto an electrical fence and scream "There can be only one!" Also works by throwing an electrified appliance into the bathtub or shower during climax.

Hot girl with big tits: "Oh my God Travis I'm gonna fucking cum! What the...?"
*shoved into electrical fence, zapped to high hell via The Highlander method*
Travis: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" *sings Queen's Highlander Theme*

by Travisistheguywhowrotethis January 29, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Highlander

After having sexual intercourse with a woman, when the man forgets to pull out and accidently ejaculates inside the woman and the woman becomes very upset, the man will say to the woman, "Dont worry, for I am the Highlander". Since the highlander can't get women pregnant this is a good way to shut the said woman up. If the woman is unconvinced the man can then grab a fork and shove it in a electrical socket and while being electrocuted he can scream 'THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"

Hey man, I forgot to pullout of my girlfriend last night but it's alright 'cuz I used "The Highlander" trick.

by kyuuketsukou January 13, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Highlander

Won the Academy Award for "Best Movie Ever Made"

So i was watching Highlander, when my girlfriend walked in and came at the sheer genius of Sean Connery.

by jimmyos October 15, 2006

197๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


highlander

in paintball, the person who keeps getting shot and never leaves the field

i went full-auto on that guy and he didn't go out, what a highlander.

by ionz4ever! September 2, 2008

49๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Highlander

A sexual act in which the man upon reaches climax yells, "It's the quickening!!!' He then proceeds to convulse and make make arm lighting bolts and thunder sounds.

Dude, last night this skank from Tri Sig let me Highlander her twice.

by ShinesLikeGold June 18, 2008

109๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Highlander

One from the United Kingdom territory of Scotland (the highlands, see highland). Also a movie with famed highlander, Sean Connery.

Alrigh laddy, whe thi highlander!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

80๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Highlander

It's a mid-sized SUV made by Toyota that got its name from the Scottish Highlands. The Highlander resembles nothing of Scotland or the Highlands.

Lass: Nifty Rav 4 you got there, laddie boy!
Lad: You bloody berk, that's a Highlander.

by Erlangga April 5, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž