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lampposted

When, while not looking, you walk into a lamppost.

*Dave walks into a lamppost*
Mike: Har har, you got lampposted!

by Kempo May 16, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lamppost

The name you would be called after doing a stupid action.

"Aiden, you're such a lamppost!" His friends yelled at him.

by JPSzfilms December 5, 2013

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


lamppost

To give a lamppost is dragging ones sack over the opposite sexes face in an attempt to cheer them up. this is usually followed by some foreplay and then a 69 and or Doggy/Oral.

"Hey Sarah, you look quite down... would you like me to give you a lamppost

by bludinnitbraap July 22, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lamppost

Basically me and every other introvert who can't keep a conversation alive and ends up making the situation awkward. (Small talk -1/10)

Bill: "Damn Joe, you're a real lamppost when it comes to small talk."

by HavingSoMuchFun November 29, 2016

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lamppost

An L shaped arrangment of Rizla commonly used in the construction of a bifta.

"Do you want to make a lamppost"

by europiss November 25, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


lamppost

A person who often ignored by the mainstream community. In other side, they dont talk much to their friends or any relatives.

-In real world, i believe you dont pay attention to lamppost (literally), do you?

Regina is a student who skips classes for a month, she sees a new comer who is a new classmate since a week after Regina leaves the class...
Regina: hey Jim, do we have a new classmate today?
Jimmy: yeah, he was here when you were absent
Regina: so then how's the class now when he came here?
Jimmy: nothing much happened, he dont talk much to the class, such a lamppost...

by your dog.....warf! February 26, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Irish lamppost

When you get a boner and and tuck it between you waistband and stomach to conceal it's massiveness

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017