The Method

While masturbating, press with two fingers on your taint right before you orgasm. This makes your orgasm feel 40x better. Warning, may cause erectile dysfunction.

Frank: You guys should try the method it feels great.

Jacob: Ok I will.
*The next day*
Jacob: I was hospitalized with erectile dysfunction.

Frank: You guys should try the method.
People aware of what happened to Jacob: No that’s a terrible idea you should kill yourself.

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The Method

A phrase used when someone knows exactly the way something or someone works, and that said someone knows that way better than everyone else.

Guy 1: See? I keep beating you at Smash Bros. because I know The Method.
Guy 2: What the actual fuck are you even talking about.

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The Method

The Method is when the usage of alcohol greatly benefits one's rizz. Most common at parties, the method allows someone with normally no game, to get some play. Though it is not necessary, the method works best when your partner is also drunk.

Me: Bro how did you pull that girl last night
Sood: I used the method

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Methods

Having different ways to scam different things. (PayPal, Cashapp, etc.)

Guy 1 : You got methods?
Guy2 : Yeah, I got cashapp and others.

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method

A slang for weed in Staten Island, NY, home of east coast rapper Method Man who calls himself Method Man because he used to deal drugs at one time and still smoke ganja alot.

Doc N Meth, back again

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method

Wu-Tang rapper from Staten Island.

From the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again
The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef
U-God, Ghost Face Killer and the Method Man

M-E-T-H-O-D, MAN

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Methodical

(Adjective)

The way a person on Meth strangely makes sense when speaking about strange subjects.

He had a real Methodical way of describing quantum physics.

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