theme park

a place where those with cash to blow go to scare the shit out of themselves in a pleasing and fun manner. also a place to get overpriced food that tastes like crap.

guy1: hey lets go to a theme park!
guy2: so we can ride the rollercoasters and shit our pants?
guy1: hell ya!
guy2: lets go!

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theme park

In a video game, a scripted event with limited interaction, also known as a "rail shooter" sequence. Heavy on narration or plot, but less free-form than the rest of the game's action. Used when the designer doesn't want the player to wander around or waste time.

Often resembles actual attractions at a real theme park.

Only issue I see, 8 minutes of theme park until you get to do something.

But it's a great "theme park" ;-)

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Theme Park

A ho; everybody has ridden her therefore she is a theme park.

Dude, don't go out with her you might catch something. She's a theme park.

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Theme park

The location used by tourists who claim to have visited the country but instead stayed at the hotel the whole time.

- they haven’t visited the real country they just moved geographically.

Friend “ where have you been this summer?”
You “ i’ve been to Portugal and went to a resort.“
Friend “ so you stayed at a theme park.”

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Theme Park

An area used to make money

Wan't to go to the theme park?

Theme Park Coastin

The youtuber who is actually GOD!!!! He is too intelligent for us mere mortals to understand

OH MY GOSH!!!! IT'S THEME PARK COASTIN!!! I AM HIS BIGGEST FAN!!!!

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Theme Park Worldwide

The theme park youtuber with the biggest chin. Shawn Sanny - what a legend! He’s probably out with Charlotte at a theme park. If he isn’t at a theme park he’s looking at goats.

Shawn Sanny who runs Theme Park Worldwide is the GOAT!

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