to death

(adjective) To a great extent.

“I’m bored to death.”

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death

an excuse to get out of work

death

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death

the cure for life

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death

1. A horrible disease that's almost as bad a pregnancy. Symptoms include not living anymore, your body decaying, all of your money and possessions being given to relatives you may or may not know, and your body being put underground forever or being set on fire.

2. Like sleep, only more permanent.

3. Sleep's cousin.

1. Joe got hit by a bus and caught death.

2. Mom: O, Jimmy, grandma isn;t sleeping, she's dead!
Jimmy: Nooooooo!

3. Sleep: Hi, Death!
Death: Yo wusup?
Sleep: Want to come over? I have some Tim Burton movies u might like.
Death: SWEET! K I'll b ther in an hour.
Sleep: K.

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Death

One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA

You could die at IKEA

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death

noun;
the sweet release from this painful and utterly pointless life

She can't wait for death to release her from this painful and utterly pointless life.

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death

The only guaranteed part of life.

Death is just a part of life.

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