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The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.
Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!
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To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.
My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.
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to slap a girl in the face with ones penis, whilst she is sucking your balls
Kaiser: Hey Westy, yesterday, meg was sucking my balls and as she was doing so, i gave her a wild turkey slap
Westy: ahhhh nooooo kaiser, thats gross
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The art of slapping a bitch across the face with a giant elephant penis.....perferably mine
Your girlfriend was bein a bitch so I turkey slapped her and knock'd her out, then I had a threesome with your mum and your sister...
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Smashing sum bitch in the face with ur penis for her pleasure. A favourite pasttime of Jero and his girlfriends.
Girl: Hey jero, can u please turkey slap me...it makes me soooooo horny.
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love
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to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.
"i got turkey slapped"
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slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis
I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!
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