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when an attractive girl is very hot, but not quite a one pump, so hot, that if you were to grasp ones penis firmly, one could only hold their load for two full strokes, or 'pumps'.
part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find, and two pump being next up, one pump being near perfect, and two pump still being VERY attractive, only with a few imperfections
not to be confused with no pump or one pump
Guy 1 - 'yo man, check out that two pump by the cash'
Guy 2 - 'holy hotness! good find!'
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Giving a girl sexual intercourse, and directly before ejaculation, putting the penis in front of the girls face and two pump the penis until ejaculating directly in the face of the woman
Man, I gave that girl the old two pumps last night.
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Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.
It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.
A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.
"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
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A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.
Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.
My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.
Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
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One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.
Steve is a two pump chump.
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