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Mathematical formula proving that other people are less important than the controlling individual.
You is less than myself.
ch00b: I r teh l33t
|=46: u r geigh
ch00b: u < i, i > geigh } u < teh über geigh
ch00b: therefore you must be b00ted o_o
|=46 has left the conversation
ch00b: OMG I r teh l33t rofl
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The most amazing person In the universe. This person follows amazing folks because he is amazing.
Amazing Person 1: I got followed by this u/I-FollowAmazingFolk
Amazing Person 2: Yeah he follows pog people
What you get when a Jewish police officer arrests you for driving under the influence because you are a drunk Gentile/Australian actor/director who blames Jews for drunk driving laws.
Officer: Sir, you were swerving, please exit the vehicle.
Australian Gentile director/actor: Jews have started all wars and killed Jesus!
Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for Jew-U-I.
Australian Gentile director/actor: I demand my Jewish lawyer.
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the drunk man I met at the bus stop
MAN:..." well he got fired for a DUI"
DAN:" hell everybody's got a DUI why do you think Im ridin' the bus ,used ta have a nice truck and everything"
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This is a nickname for the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. Not to be confused with the University of Iowa ("UI" or simply "Iowa") or Indiana University ("IU"). This phrase carries with it a certain image/feel, as the University has built up a notable culture over its' century and one half existence and the phrase "U of I" quite possibly is the best label for that culture. The culture includes a passion for basketball, drinking holiday Unofficial, superb academics, and or course, a lot of orange.
College counselor: "Are you looking at U of I for college, Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "Of course I am! Its' culture is unbeatable."
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Some guy into the internet and doing drugs decided to overdose while on an internet chat and webcam.
"i told u i was hardcore" were among his last words.
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