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In 1555, Nostradamus wrote:
Come the millennium, month 12, in the home of greatest power, the village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader.
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The stupidest person in a town, neighborhood, or village (hence the name).
Your village called, and their idiot is missing.
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The stupidest or most idiotic person in a particular village, as elected by the local populace. The kind who would steal all the sugar from an overturned lorry and go door-to-door trying to sell it.
"Read your town charter, boy. 'If foodstuff should touch the ground, that foodstuff should be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!"
-Homer Simpson
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dumbest person in a neighborhood
Paul, a hillbilly, is the village idiot. His IQ must be 88, at most.
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A dangerous alcoholic drink consumed by idiots. Usually consists of Gin (50ml) and Vodka (50ml) with a splash of lemonade and Lime.
Originated from Plymouth, in the UK, during the summer of 2002 in celebration of George Bush and Tony Blair's excellent foreign policy decisions. The Village Idiot has since become a popular drink in New Zealand and the Kingdom state of Bhutan.
The most 'Village Idiots' consumed by one human being has never been documented as it's very difficult to count after three of four.
Three village idiots please barman
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A person who is the idiot drunk at a party. This person can be the party entertainment by the things he/she does or the buzzkill if it results in something broken and/or spilt
Did you see Belinda last night?
Yea, she was dancing on tables and yelling for no reason
Haha she was definately the Village Idiot
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Dude 1: Gee, this Trump guy is the village idiot of the world. He really
makes me miss George W.Bush
Dude 2: Let's smoke some pot
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