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wakin the bacon

jacking off the morning wood

johnny got caught wakin the bacon

by rash shananana June 18, 2008

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Wakin Bacon

Waking up to smell of bacon and immediately cramming it down your gullet.

I smelled the bacon all the way from the upstairs bedroom. Aw shit ... its Wakin Bacon time!

by jessyka77 July 29, 2013

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Wakin' Bacon(sexual)

The act of a male fucking a fat chick in hopes of receiving a bad ass breakfast in the morning. This is because fat girls usually can either afford to go out to eat or cook really fucking good.

When I feel hungry and horny, it's time for some wakin' bacon(sexual)

by Lostinthesauce6969696969696969 September 23, 2016

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