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Whatever You Want

This is what a man is willing to say (or do) in order to get his dick sucked.

Girlfriend - Hey baby, I'm excited to see you when I get back in town. Could you clean up the house before I get home?
Boyfriend - Whatever you want. As long as I get a blowjob.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 10, 2020

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do whatever you want day

do whatever you want day is on February 28. It's the day where you can do whatever you want. Pretty cool, huh?

"hey dude, what are you doing?" "im making siberia it's own country" "why" "its do whatever you want day"

"oh"

by average siberian November 9, 2022


Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be

Used in a way of sexual excitement. Used when someone of the opposite sex asks your name or if your gay its someone of the same sex.

*Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be incounters*

Girl: Hey whats your name

Guy: Keep wearin that miniskirt and its whatever you want it to be.
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One family guy episode.

Guy 1: *whips bruce from family guy* Whats your name?!

Bruce: Honey you keep that whippin up and its whatever you want it to be.

by What the fuck u want me 2 put August 30, 2009

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National Do whatever you want to your girl day.

On October 22 you can do whatever you want to your girl.
It's Do whatever you want to your girl day.

Raphl: What's going on today?
Joe: It's October 22, It's National Do whatever you want to your girl day!
National Do whatever you want to your girl day. -Do whatever you want to your girl!

by DryWater October 21, 2021

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Do whatever the fuck you want

1. Used by someone who doesn't want anything to do with the idea being proposed.
2. Used during argument between couples in a half-threatening manner to imply that if you do do it there will be consequences.

1. "Do whatever the fuck you want, your plan sucks anyways."

2. "Tim sold his bike because he bought it without the approval of his wife, apparently "Do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what he thought."

by Tim_ May 17, 2009

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