who tf

When you don't know the person someone has just said and don't really care. Or when you are pissed off about something that has happened.

Person: that was Sam
You: Who tf is sam

Or

You: Who tf put that shit in my bag

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Who TF Asked?

Who The Fuck Asked?

A phrase commonly used to describe surprising levels of stupidity of an article, usually focused on a celebrity doing "Shocking Activities", that almost always are just common things.

Have you seen that <well known person> wore bikini on the beach?
Wow! Who TF Asked?

Did you know that <another well known person> went to the restaurant and tipped the waiter 0.0000000021% more than usuall?
Amazing! Who TF Asked?

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bitch who tf?

somebody or something catches you off guard by doing or saying something, and you're genuinely confused af.

random bozo: *shoves you*
cc: "bitch who TF?-"

who tf asked

One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.

That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"

Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"

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who tf asked

something a smart ass says to annoy you. I hate it
I REALLY hate it

Bill: i am getting maried
Some bozo: Who tf asked?

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blah blah who tf cares

something you say when someone else wont shut tf up

Person A: es·say
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Literature
Philately
noun
/ˈesā/
1.
a short piece of writing on a particular subject.
Similar:
article
piece of writing
composition
study
paper
dissertation
assignment
thesis
discourse
treatise
text
tract
disquisition
monograph
leader
commentary
critique
criticism
exposition
appraisal
assessment
discussion
theme
piece
2.
FORMAL
an attempt or effort.
"a misjudged essay"
Similar:
attempt
effort
endeavor
try
venture
trial
experiment
undertaking
crack
go
shot
stab
bash
whack
verbFORMAL
/eˈsā/
attempt or try.
"essay a smile"
Person B: blah blah who tf cares

who tf is that

When you see someone you have never seen before

"yo who tf is that?" "idk"