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V: This sex act consists of fisting one's butthole, and then licking their fingers. It looks alot like Winnie the Pooh eating honey out of a jar.
Chris: Hey what did you last night?
Logan: yo man, i Winnie the Pooed my girlfriend i think i caught an infection and pink eye.
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Winnie The Poo spent all day doing a lot of nothing in particular. In fact thats how he'd spent the entire week.
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The act of break and enter or avoiding police by means of punching a whole through fence or window, then attempting to climb through.
they caught a methhead pulling a winnie the poo through a laundrymat window. i guess he didn't know it was open past 6.
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When someone wears a shirt but no pants, like Winnie the Poo.
"Dude, don't sit there, Ron's been winnie-the-pooing all over this living room"
When somebody dips their hand into a jar and eats off their hand like Winnie the Pooh. Often seen with peanut butter jars.
Someone’s been Winnie the pooing this peanut butter you can see finger smears in it.
When you pour honey all over your dick and bang your partner in the ass.
We started with a dirty sanchez but then things got sticky after I Winnie the Poo-ed the shit out of her last night.
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When one proceeds to excrete a tubby orange bear, wearing a red shirt although no pants, straight out of their behind.
Woman: AAAAAAAAaaaaAaaaaAaarrrgggGGgGghhhHh!!1!1!!!
Doctor: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!
*PLOP*
Winnie the Pooh: Hello, piglette!
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