you get it

When someone is telling one of those really long 'isn't it so weird when' stories, and no one can identify, and they go to one person in the group desperately and say, "You get it, right?'

Molly: Yeah, like, it's so weird when you're in the hot tub and you're looking up at the stars and you think, 'Hey, I could die right now, my grandma could be dead right now and I wouldn't even know.'

Everyone: ?

Molly: (grabs someone's arm) You get it, right? Like, it's the weirdest feeling...you get it, right?

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you get that

a phrase coined by Dizzle.

a non specific response to any specific statement or question requiring a non specific answer.

I got shot in the face today.

... You get that.

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you get there when you get there!

You will arrive at your destination when the driver decides your time of arrival. Usually used by stubborn nazis who do not know how to drive fast. May also be used as a method to stall if you are lost.

Kids in the back seat: Dad, we've been driving for 2 hours, it was only supposed to take an hour to get to the park.

Dad: You get there when you get there!

Kids in the back seat: That doesn't tell us anything, when are we going to get there!

Dad: You get there when you get there!

Kids in the back seat: Look dad! I think that's it up ahead

Dad: Shutup kids!!, *slaps*

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You get what you get

When a job is done and the customer complains about problems bought from a third party and you don’t give a fuck, you would say, “well, you get what you get.”

Meaning: fuck you or what the fuck ever not my problem.

Customer: the bedroom tv has a broken screen from the store.
Salesman: did you buy it here?
Customer: anystoreyoiwant.com

Salesman: well, you get what you get. You didn’t buy it here.

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You Get No Bitches

Someone who does not have any girlfriends, sneaky links, or girl partner in any way.

"Yo lets play Gorilla Tag"
"Shut The Fuck Up You Get No Bitches"

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you get no play

you get no play is broward slang
it means you get no bitches or you get no pussy

friend: me and this bih finna link
me: stop lyin you get no play😂

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first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

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