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"You Killed It" means the joke isn't funny.
gabby- "yo mama is so dumb when she went to the airport it said "Airport Left" so she turned around and went back home.
billy-"and then she goes back?"
gabby- "You Killed It!"
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"You killed it" is what one says to the other who puts an end to a funny joke.
People will be laughing at a certain joke, then someone will try to enhance the humour by adding a witty comment or something(see list below) to get more laughs albeit failing miserably and making the joke not funny anymore.
The most common ways to kill a joke are to tell the joke so often to the point it isn't funny anymore, or to attempt at enhancing the humour by displaying a sarcastic/witty comment, taking the joke literally or stating the obvious.
1. "Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"Dude, cut it out! You killed it a long time ago, you told the joke so many times!"
2. "why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"to get to the other side"
"hahahahahahahhaah!"
"maybe the chicken needed to go to the bank!"
"(sigh), you killed it."
3. "What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?"
"A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven!!!"
"Well why would anyone wanna put a Jew in an oven? They're humans too!"
"It's a joke dumbass, you killed it..."
4. "How do you get 4 fags to fit on one bar stool?"
"Turn it upside down."
"HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! That's a good one eh?"
"Wow, sounds like they must've enjoyed it, huh?"
"You killed it again!"
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A phrase with a similar meaning to "you rock!", "you're gonna own it! ", "you go girl!", etc etc.
Dude 1: Dude are you sure it's the right time to ask her out
Dude 2: Of course! You kill bro
When that one idiot ruins a joke by overusing it to the point of it not being funny anymore.
"Did you wanna come in my office or yours?
"Haha, that's what she said!"
"Naw, dude. You killed it."
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TJ Lavins favorite saying for when somebody wins a challenge
Alright Jonny congats you killed it you can go rejoin the group
Eric you did well but you lost so you have 20 minutes to get your stuff
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An alternative way to say 'you are too much'. The longer version is 'you kill me'. The use is for when your friends are being extra but you don't really care you say 'OMG you kill' and move on.
Matt: I made out with three guys last night.
Hailey: You kill.
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this basically means that you make me laugh uncontrollably , to the point where I am literally near fainting
niki : girl, she smell like toothpaste
joy: girl, you kill me
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