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A low key way for asking some one if tgey need drugs wothout asking directly.
Dealer: you need?
Buyer: ye bro what you got
Dealer: what you need
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if you need it you must get it from a giver to not need it anymore. Also a giver must tell you wether you need it or not you do not have any authority to say whether you need it or not. also you must be over a 6 in hottness to need it.
holy shit you need it you really fuking need it
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What some website domains say when they're
A: for sale
B: the website is down
"I think I'm gonna go to *******.com, that's one of my favorite sites!"
Computer: *******.com: What you need, when you need it
"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.
Dude: Man, I should SO kill that hooker right now.
Dude2: You need Jesus.
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Its the act of telling someone they need a whole lotta help; referring to people who are way past the point of return
Bethany: I have a foot fetish
Mike: You need Jesus!
Bethany: OMG I know
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People on this website..
If you are on on urban dictionary you need Jesus
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When someone in your squad is cutting the fool, or says something perverted as fuck that makes you laugh.
"Lord, that punannie was so tight, I thought she was underage!"
"You know you need Jesus, right?"
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