Nguyễn

|win, new-win, when, new-yin|

-surname

1. A common last name among people of Vietnamese ancestry. The name is almost always mispronounced by non-gooks. The most accurate and accepted pronunciation would be 'win'. Nguyen is not restricted to last names, there are persons named Nguyen Nguyen that exist in this world. Nguyen is also commonly used as a play on words due to the way it is pronounced.

1. One the first day of class, the professor took attendance; when the name Nguyễn came up, he said, "en...guy-en?", Nguyen reluctantly raised his hand and said, "here".

2. Common play on words: forTheNguyen!; epic nguyen!; ninja nguyen!; look at that girl bro, she's a total Nguyen! I will Nguyen her heart! :D; zomg, u is teh nguyenrar!

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Tila Tequeefa

Tila Tequeefa

|tee-la| |ta-kwee-fa|

-proper name
1. A portmanteau word built from the words queef and Tila Tequila; an alternate name used to describe a Vietnamese whore and other alien life forms.

I saw Tila Tequeefa on tv the other day, she was shamefully plugging her new album during a non-related interview. In her music video she looks like a freaking half naked alien.

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Dead in the water

-idiom/phrase

Many different interpretations, but here's mine.

An idea or product that is hindered by lack of careful thought and planning and does not appeal to the masses. The fault usually falls upon the developer of the idea/product. When the product or idea is dispersed to the intended audience, the audience immediately dismisses it. The idea or product was doomed from start.

Here's an idea that takes 'dead in the water' to an epic level.

original post:
'was just thinking. my sister does -alot- of reading, and spends like $1000 a year on just books alone. most of them she reads once then never looks at again. is there any kind of like…video rental store but for books? would make things a lot cheaper, plus once one person has read one the next person can get enjoyment from it etc'

reply:
it's called a library

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