jaffa

An orange. Originally referring to oranges from Israel. London slang.

For breakfast I have a jaffa and a cuppa.

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CPS

Cheap Plastic Shit - The staple of the Ad Specialty business, e.g. bottle caps, pens, plate scrapers, letter openers, rulers, etc. Not always made of plastic.

What CPS do you sell that we can put our name on to give to our customers?

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GUAGAL

Grow up and get a life.

Her only response to the little twerp who was always hanging around was "GUAGAL".

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shardborn

Born or produced in crevices.

The shardborn idiot was the lowest of low lifes.

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Hooter Thunket

One who is caught unawares by a surprising fact, event, or idea. A person invented by John Hartford in his song of the same name.

He was such a Hooter Thunket, he never believed Barack Obama could be president of the United States.

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amazing

One of the 31 words comprising the entire vocabulary of modern Neanderthal mouth breathers, twinkies, and other morons. Helpful, along with piercings, tattoos, and multicolored hair dye, for quickly identifying the lower social orders.

Did you see that amazing bling on the bro with the awesome tattoo?

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elbow candy

a piece of fluff aging insecure men take to events for their decorative quality rather than their scintillating conversation.

Where did George pick up that elbow candy he brought to the Christmas bash?

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