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Shoot

A word replacing “shit” when in a moment of panic. Also can be used for the words “oh no/fuck” in a more calm sense but still in your mind you are going ballistic. Often times you would put the word “oh” in front of it to make “oh shoot”. The word “well” also works. When using “oh shoot” often times it is more effective when snapping your fingers while moving ur arm across your body. Make sure to maintain a 80-90 degree angle with your elbow while doing this. When you say shoot is exactly when you snap. If the timing is off then you are using it wrong. Do not be afraid to use more than 2 o’s. For example “shooooot”.

Teacher: “please get out your homework from last night”
Student: “Well shoot teacher I must’ve forgot it”

When someone is saying multiple things you can say shoot over and over again:
Friend: “your fat”
You: “shoot”
Friend: “your also ugly”
You: “shoot”
Friend: “ not to mention your Jewish”
You: “shooot”
Friend: “ wait there one more thing”
You: “shooooooooot”
Friend: “you are a homosexual”
You: “shoot

by “Shoot” February 27, 2019