buttsex

Justin Timberlake's favorite pasttime.

'im lovin it'? Hmm,what could 'it' be? HARDKORE BUTTSECKZ!

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Abyss of Lost Consoles

Future resting place of the N-Gage.

A taco shaped cell phone? NOOOOOOOOOO*passes out*

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super nintendo

The greatest system ever created,without a doubt. Unfrotuantely,most of the original consoles are sun-bleached and cracked,and some of the best games were Japanese exclusives(i.e. Terranigma,Seiken Densetsu 3)

Excellent games,to name a few: Chrono Trigger,A Link to the Past,Contra 3,Super Metroid,Super Mario RPG,Final Fantasy V,Final Fantasy VI,Final Fantasy IV Hardtype,Illusion of Gaia,Donkey Kong Country,Donkey Kong Country 2,Donkey Kong Country 3,Super Mario World,Yoshi's Island,Super Metroid,Kirby Super Star,Seiken Densetsu 3,Terranigma,Mega Man X,Mega Man X2,Mega Man X3,Rockman and Forte,Mega Man 7,Earthbound
Don't listen to wordsony roolz/word either. He will neve come into contact with a pussy in his life.

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paper mario

The best RPG on N64. Zelda is NOT an RPG.

With Paper Mario,Banjo Kazooie,and Conker's Bad Fur Day,what more do I need on N64?

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schfifty five

a very high number that blade can count to
also hashmeer's IQ and girlfriend's age

schone,two,two and hailf,sheven,schfourteenteen,schwenty one,schewnty seven hailf,twenty seven,thirty seven,WHAT YOU SAY?? Shfifty Five.

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driver's license

A redneck's dream card. Allows them to legally drive.

Patty and Selma: You'll get your license in the mail within 2 weeks.
Cletus: Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!

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chrono cross

A game with the most confusing opening I've ever seen...and by opening,I mean first few hours of the game. Oh yeah,and most battles are long fights but the bosses are pushovers in the end. The graphics are blinding,the CG cutscenes are REALLY pointless (aside from one or two),but the music is really cool. About 4/5ths of the characters join your party,a lot of them have ridiculous accents,a few of them actually contribute to the storyline too! Anyway,it has a good battle system,wraps up a few loose ends from Chrono Trigger,but it still looks like another Squaresoft PSX movie,i.e. lots of talking and CG cutscenes. Despite that,I wanna see a Chrono break. Badly.

Greco,Mojo,Skelly,NeoFio,Grobyc,and Turnip are some of the most gratuitous characters in the game. But playing as an anthropomorphic vegetable is pretty sweet.

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