fripsy

The feeling you get when you're both fried and tipsy at the same time. The perfect balance.

Matthew announced "I'm feeling really fripsy after that bong and beer" .

cock-throttle

Someone that is consistantly on an endevour to go hard at being a wanker in all aspects of life.

"My gosh Ian is being a cock-throttle right now, I sure wish he would get his hand off it."