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1. A person who plays a musical instrument, composes, or conducts music as a profession.
2. Some people say that calling yourself a "musician" is just an excuse for not having a real job, which is bullshit. This somehow doesn't apply to people who play on professional sports teams.
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Someone who doesn't give in to everything that the government gives to you. They actually think for themselves. NOT unamerican, in fact, they are being very American by expressing their opinions.
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The woman is on top during sex. Possibly THE greatest sexual position.
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Stubby, chubby cock! It looks like a little man with a funny little hat.
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A guitar manufacturer who makes guitars marketed towards guys in metal bands. They are well known for their "warlock" guitar. They are very heavy, and look kinda gay.
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1. The act that men without boyfriends/girlfriends do. Any self-respecting woman would never bring herself into doing cyber sex.
2. Like phone sex, but you type instead of talk. It's real pathetic, but hilarious at the same time. The "woman" is usually a man. 95% of the time, the "woman" will reveal herself to be a man at the end of cyber sex, which in turn REALLY pisses the other guy off, resulting in death threats and vows to kill the guy's family.
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