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AIM

Instant messanger service and software.

The software sucks. Don't download it. It runs as slow as a turtle and displays all kinds of ads and contains spyware. Use Trillian instead to prevent frustration and viruses.

SHIT. AIM comes with Viewpoint Media Player. Aw crap more popups.

by 1069 October 25, 2005

29πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 17, 2006

129πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Simple Plan

1. A plan that's simple.

2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music

1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.

2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM.

by 1069 August 1, 2005

585πŸ‘ 254πŸ‘Ž


Kenosha

4th largest (to be the 3rd largest) city in Wisconsin. In Kenosha, you will find a bar on every corner. You will find asshole drivers (Some of them from Illinois) who WILL drive and WILL push their way through wheather you like it or not. What's there to do in Kenosha? Drink beer at one of the corner bars. Outlet Shopping (Like outlet malls and stuff, go to Kenosha) Other recreation includes shoplifting from ShopKo and other department stores, fighting, and smoking weed. Thats really about it. The downtown area as well as much of the residentual areas looks trashy and rundown. The police in Kenosha often use excessive force. Examples of this include beating people with musical instruments and pepper spray at a punk rock event and shooting an un armed man who they thought was armed. So watch what you do if you drive through this shithole. People who live in Kenosha often nickname it "Kenowhere" or "K-Town" People in Milwaukee think people from Kenosha are red necks when in reality they're just a bunch of drunks and jackasses.

Hi I'm from Kenosha!

Wow. You must be a hick!

by 1069 October 15, 2005

305πŸ‘ 203πŸ‘Ž


spider

An insect that has a lot of legs and eyes. Sometimes fur. Can be poison. Come in all different sizes and colors but are usually brown or black. Makes females scream.

I hate spiders they just crawl all over the place they crawl down my wires, crawl down my plugs, crawel down my wall and I had to go kill it with a book.

by 1069 May 17, 2006

26πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


DMB

Dave Matthews Band. Kings of AAA (Adult Album Alternative)

And we got DMB coming up next on 93 XRT.

by 1069 September 26, 2005

38πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Wendys

Fast food place:

Service=Slow

Food=Sometimes fine, other times undercooked

Price=Jacked. You can get 2 Cheeseburgers, Fries and a medium drink at McDonalds for $3.80. At Wendys it'll cost you $4.31 for a Cheeseburger, Fries and a drink. Just ONE Cheeseburger at Wendys will cost you 3 bucks.

Let's go to Wendys!

NO WAAAAAAAAY TO EXPENSIVE!

by 1069 October 25, 2005

44πŸ‘ 149πŸ‘Ž