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The only composers people know nowadays.
1: I like classical music. Know any composers?
2: Yeah, Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach.
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A tiny island in the Atlantic Ocean that is just ice but Norway} claims it for some odd reason.
Guy 1: Know anything about Norway?
Guy 2: Yeah fam they got this crazy island named Bouvet Island bro.
Guy 1: You see that girl across the room?
Guy 2: Man she be a krispy kreme donut.
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You are that number for visitors on an Internet site.
Congratulations! You are the 999,999th visitor!
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Like, the easiest to play composer with all the easiest songs, except John Cage's 4'33". His music is so creepy but it is perfect for horror movies.
Devil: What should we play in hell?
Satan: Let's play some Morton Feldman. It scares the shit out of me.