Covidtarian

Someone who eats a concoction from ingredients in their kitchen instead of ordering delivery because Covid 19 means they would otherwise have to risk going out and getting food, and dying... or risk eating food someone delivered, and dying.

I'd love to order a supreme pizza instead, I'll make a Wonder Bread and Kraft single ketchup-toast topped with oregano because I've been a Covidtarian since March 2020 when I lost my job.

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wy@

WYA

WY@?

On my way!

drunkvember

The month of celebratory drinking that immediately follows Octsober.

Wanna come out with us on Saturday for Drunkvember? We’re gonna celebrate the end of Octsober by getting shit faced!

Coronatarian

Meat eaters who went vegetarian but turned back into carnivores because of the Coronavirus pandemic and their desire for meaty comfort food from their childhood.

I went vegetarian for 10 years, but if I'm gonna die of Covid-19 I'm gonna eat that bacon cheeseburger I've been craving for the last decade. As long as I'm in quarantine, I'm a coronatarian!

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t/s/he/y

Official pronoun for the mysterious Satoshi Nakamoto the inventor of Bitcoin who could be male, female or a group of people including both genders.

“He went by the name Satoshi Nakamoto, but nobody knows who he is.”

“So if nobody knows, Satoshi could be a she, or even a they!”

“Fine, nobody knows who t/s/he/y is… don’t be so woke”