Nonce Andrew

Prince Andrew, is a predator and had links with Jeffrey Epstein.
He is also known as The Fresh Prince of Bellend.

Nonce Andrew is a waste of taxpayer money!

gigameter

One billion meters

The distance from Earth to the Sun is 149.6 gigameters.
Much nicer than the whole 149600000 km bullshit

Seaweed

Something that fish smoke.

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, wanna get high on seaweed?
Patrick: I sure do!
Squidward: Why does it smell like seaweed around here?!

Big Black Cock

A male chicken that happens to produce a lot of melanin and is quite large. For more info, search "Ayam cemani"

My uncle owns an Ayam cemani farm. He ate a big black cock today.

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get rect

A function in pygame used to draw a rectangle (rect = rectangle).
For the interjection used to express joy at defeating an opponent, see get rekt

Me: I have no idea on how to make a box in pygame.
Friend: get rect, mate.
Me: Really 0-o
Friend: Yes, get_rect() is the function.

dodecagamy

Having 12 spouses concurrently. Also, see polygamy

A man in my town secretly practised dodecagamy. Well, all 12 of them found out and now he's paying 96% of his income in child support each week.

Speekuzslmn

(Pronounced Speeku), It is a mysterious creature which sneaks up at night and speekues you! The word is not from Chinese, it's from another language!

Look, there is a speekuzslmn!